Pictures From the Party
It was easier to do this than to attach the images to an e-mail (non AOL
users) or paste them into an e-mail (AOL users). Plus, this method allows
me some creative freedom with my twisted sense of humor. Anyway, on to
For the first image (I'm not going in any particular order here), I'll
start with a photo of me and my beloved Martini glass. Remember, if you
invite me to a party soon, it's heavy on the vodka and light on everything
Princess Patsy strikes a pose, there's nothing to it -
Remember to always use the flash when taking photos outdoors and at night.
As for the details, Michael and John are getting a bit "friendly" in the
background, I have my Cosmo, Adam wishes someone would hide the camera and
Eric tries to blend in to the shadows.
This one is going to be difficult to explain, but I'll try.
Michael seems to think a bottle of Yuengling makes a good substitute to suck on while Michele gets him from behind. Eric suggests that Michele
may need a strap on since she lacks the "required" equipment.
Michael attempts to play a song on the CD player (I think
he just likes being down on his knees).
Michael concentrates on finding that damn song and getting
it to play (blondes and electronics - bad mix).
Michele attempts to persuade Michael to stop using the word "cock"
while Adam just sits and day dreams about cock.
Patsy and John get friendly while Michele does some more persuading,
this time with Adam. Eric and Michael contemplate their drinks.
Michael attempts to figure out what is going on while "chef" John is in
full kitchen bitch mode. Eric is offering one of the puppies a treat.
Not content with just the one chip Eric offered, Gwenny helps herself
to a few more from the bag on the table.
Michael ponders tortilla chips while Michele expresses herself. Adam
rubs his hands together, Eric drinks and John gets ready to light a ciggy.
Adam wonders about the green stuff in the bowl while Michele offers
Even the Anipals had a great time.
Adam gives us his "I'm damn sexy"
look. Michele plays with Patsy. I have my Cosmo and Eric tries to
blend in to the background.
A bad combination of things - a camera, alcohol and a group
Adam tells it to Michele while John and Eric listen intently.
This picture defies an explanation.
Say "Cheese!" That would be cheese as in cheesey grin. Even Michele is nauseated at Adam's and John's smiles.
Michele is horrified that someone is taking another photo. She almost
looks like that gay diva icon Bette Midler in this photo. John is hoping we have a Martha Stewart look alike at the next party.
Where *exactly* is that camera?
After this shot, the quality (as in suitable for "family" viewing) of the images got worse. For future reference,
I will be saving them and using them as blackmail material soon.
© Copyrighted 24 June 2001 by A. J. Marshall